Girl scouts
piss me off sometimes. Their smug looks, and “we can too” attitudes.
Bullshit. Wearing Badges like they earned them. Sewing only counts if
you’re sewing human flesh. Sorry.
I’m actually not sorry. This story
just goes to show the problem with the modern media and ego. The
ability of an information meme to permeate modern culture has given the
individual ego the idea the reinforcement it needs to believe that
thoughts of the everyman matter to the general public (Is the irony
lost on me here? Yes.) .
These stupid kids think that their opinion and actions will matter
or that anyone else will give a shit what two twelve year old girl
scouts think? Here’s a wake-up call you underage bitches: NO ONE CARES
WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THE DAMN COOKIES. For every one box you refuse to
sell, there are three hundred thousand other dumb bitches selling 30
boxes. You are insignificant and you only did this to get on TV. Suck
it up and sell the damn cookies.
PS. To the parents of the dumb bitches reference above:
1. Madison is a city in Wisconsin, and a terrible name for a child.
Stop it. You seem like pompous pricks when you name your child stupid
fucking names like Madison. Strike that, you let everyone know that you
are pompous pricks, when you name your children names like Madison.
This goes for all children named “Hunter”as well. We haven’t been
hunters for about 6 or 8 thousand years, so get over it.
2. Rhiannon is a horse-goddess.
Naming your daughter Rhiannon is effectively calling your daughter a
horse. Great job. You might as well enroll her in gentleman’s club
training after middle school and stop lying to yourself.
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